不要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬 +m~

james

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.


Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,

"What are you thinking?

She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,

she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera

Women over 40 are dignified.
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age.
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

我怕您看不懂!

所以幫您翻譯好了!

"隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人

為什麼呢?

40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:

你在想什麼?

她才不在乎你在想什麼。

40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽

她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西

她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情

40歲以上的女人穩重自持

不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡

跟你大呼小叫

當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地

一槍把你給斃了。

熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)

因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

女人越老越通靈

你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

只要能夠對皺紋視而不見

40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感

熟女直接又誠實

如果你是蠢蛋
她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

40歲以上的女人有很多優點

40歲以上的男人呢?

相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男

厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

女士們，請容許我在這兒

幫妳們說句公道話:

那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

為什麼呢?

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬!

遊騎兵

香腸也要看品牌吼?

jace

即使有CAS標章... 也不見得要買....  不過女人若是買了整頭豬,後來可能將焦點轉移到"小豬"身上,而獲得滿足...

小朱 ! 這裡的〞小豬〞不是說您喔 !!　　

神童

!~~~~~

光兔

哈哈~  不錯上了年紀的男人真的應該要充實自我 ，不然還真的是只有一根老香腸的外掛豬 。

vet

豬有香腸嗎?
好可憐的香腸
豬根本只有牙籤而已!

動物者雌性
共同特色
精打細算的呦
豬只是香腸的附屬贈品而已
主要是要主要贈品"小豬"
一根香腸
就連帶贈送
可做牛做馬的一頭公豬
和小時可愛有趣
長大可照顧她的
小豬
多麼精打細算啊

artvox

真的,不會亂吵 亂鬧, 問你愛不愛我 想不想我的問題 動不動就來個甚麼突襲檢查 忠誠度測驗
成熟的女人 失去了青春的罵體 卻多了進退的智慧和優雅
還是熟的好!